Does the Artillery Arms offer a veritable array of 'sauces'? I am assuming all the regulars have been character referenced?
Actually Rich, the pub has a couple of guys that come in and use the kitchen facilities to make their own Burgers et al on a Saturday and Pies for a night game. They are really good quality at a price of £2.50 to £3.00 for a Chilli/Cheese burger with all the trimmings. Their choice of sauces is a thing of wonder. Almost worth turning Blue Rich.
I think sb3 prefers a sauce with a bitter taste rather than tangy sauce on his pies or maybe on that rather large chip on his shoulder.
Not quite getting your five a day there Funky. Mind you getting your five a day means something a little different down on the island. I believe it involves close relatives and a "safe" word.