There has to be a purpose, but it's not our's to see. So don't f******g worry about it. And stay well away from anyone appointing themselves as God's representative on earth.
Sometimes I like to have strawberry jam on a scone. She tried to get me have plum jam on a scone once. No dice, said I. True story.
Plum jam is the fox's testicles, by the way. My mate's wife made some from the plums on his allotment. ****ing magic.
I only lust after the plums of foxes and Prince Harry, I'll have you know. Och, alright, at a push, I might tongue Gary Hooper's but THAT'S IT.
Yeah i've had that. I picked some oranges when i was in Marbella a couple of years ago, bitter as **** so they were and that's why their Marmalade tastes so good I expect.
