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  1. Hugh Briss

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    Scatman John! <ok>

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    <laugh><laugh> this i'd love to see.
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

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    A spokesman has claimed whilst pointing at the statue "This is it. It'll certainly be a thriller for our fans. We'd challenge anyone to beat It.
    If you find this idea bad and it made you want to scream, you are not alone."

    When pressed on this the spokesman got upset "Leave me alone. I've been working day and night to launch this. Wanna be startin somethin'?"

    I told him to calm down and he said "The way you make me feel, I can't help it. It's human nature."
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 16, 2011
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    A big bottle of Newcastle Brown
     
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    Ant and Dec?
     
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    Smogs Chubby Brown

    Mackems Steve Cram
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 17, 2011
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    They'd have been better, building one of Sir Bobby Robson, more deserving and actually played for and managed Fulham.
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    Too right...<ok>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 17, 2011
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    Smogs are welcome to Chubby Brown, he's about as funny as a rape....wait...oh...
     
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    Apparently he's been a Fulham fan for sometime, in fact I've managed to recover this rare footage of him at Craven Cottage a few years ago.

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    Surely it would have been more appropriate for Fulham to have a big clock outside their ground and when the big hand touched the little hand it could blare out Michael Jackson music.<whistle>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 17, 2011
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    Lord of the Pies and his right hand lamb. Not statues of them, just them encased in concrete.
     
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    Cal., Mar 17, 2011
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    or that little squeal he done

    Or Jacko saying "did I frighten you child" <whistle>
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 17, 2011
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    Does it have to be a child molester? If so I'd say Gary Glitter or maybe just get a trap door fitted with a sign saying "This way to Fritzel's dungeon"
     
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    Alfie, Mar 17, 2011
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    <laugh> ...and when the kids were in bed he could sneak in the room and sing "You are not alone, I am here with you..." <yikes>...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 18, 2011
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