Oi, Oi Bluebirds, Johnny here. Itâs Day 1 of my trip to Wemberlee and itâs been a fecking great start. Left Newport at 7.30 last night as I am on my funky bright red moped and it will take three days to get to the big city. Am resting overnight in a place called fecking Marlbrough. Itâs a bit small but I have had a warm welcome from the locals and have even managed to get a free B&B â itâs called the Blue Oyster Club. They are very metropolitan here. The receptionist was wearing an American police outfit and I have just had a great chat with Roger the Barman. There were a couple of Irish lads in the corner â William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam. There is a downside though â I have had a few beers and there is no Brains on tap. Fecking gutted. And I could murder a Claaarks pie but it looks as though I will have to settle for a bag of chips instead. Off to bed now though. The accommodation is free because I have got to share with Roger the barman who said he likes to play the oboe during the night - so I hope he doesnât make too much fecking noise. Canât wait for Sunday. I have got my rosette ready and I have been practicing the song the Jax made up for us for Wembley â the *ankatollah. You can see it on u tube â fecking great. You can see me dancing in the background. It was a bit mucky on the M4 so I have to polish my helmet before I go to bed and then itâs an early start. I am hoping to make it up to fecking Slough by tomorrow night. Do you think they will sell any fecking Brains there? Lets hope we can beat those Scousers on Sunday. I have had enough of those fecking Jaxs boasting about being in the Premiership. Anyway, I am off now, see you Sunday Bloobirds, but I will send you another message tomorrow about my trip to Slough. Johnnyâs here, Johnnys there, Johnnyâs every fecking where, la la, la la, la la, la, la Reel in the Jax, Reel âem in Johnny ;- ))
I`d reply Swamp but apparently i`m up i`n Malbourgh sharing a room with Roger the barman polishing me helmet so carn`t ..........................bugger .
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Give the lad a chance lads ,he sufferes from that age old small city syndrom and has to let his feelings out somehow .............what fecking hurts me most is that feb the 14th went by without a bloody card/flowers or even a call from him!!!!!
So you have returned from under that rock you were hiding then swimaway after that disgusting remark about mentally handycapped children ........your the lowest of the low and Swamp and the rest that read it are disgusted that a low life like you can utter such words .Typical gypo hoodie ......................
It ends with a lonely ride home for Johnny , disillusioned but ready with excuses .... and the Wembley beat goes on !
Says the englishman who lives in canada and supports swansea ,,lol, 3 massive downers get a life son ;O)
Speaking of 3 downers , did you make it to the Wembley visits of late Lol !! . You know your actually suppose to go there to win , someone must have left that bit out while explaining it to the Bluebirds .... YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME !!
good one PGF I can picture him now riding and peddling his red tin can bike with his blue n white bobble hat and a flask under one arm, prob only made it to the other side of the severn bridge by now, and he doesn`t need to worry about the big english kids nicking his bike cause he knows within half hour they would track him down and make him take it back . he`s got a map to see where his gypo mates are along the way so he`s got somewhere to kip after they finished using him for thier gypo games i bet he`s first up and gone in the morning.
