Ghost Rider fans warned not to set their heads on fire FANS of the character Ghost Rider have been warned to stop emulating their hero by setting their heads alight. The comic book character is also the subject of poor quality films starring Nicholas Cage, the latest of which Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance has just been released in the UK. A & E doctor Emma Bradford said: "Since the Ghost Rider sequel came out we've seen a huge increase in people who've deliberately set their own heads on fire. "They failed to understand that, as well as being a fictional character, Ghost Rider's Johnny Blaze is supernatural in origin. "My advice to anyone considering setting their own head on fire is to ask themselves, are you an undead former stunt biker escaped from Hell in a desperate bid to win your soul back, or are you the actor Nicholas Cage, playing that character? "If the answer to both those questions is 'no', do not strike that match." Ghost Rider fan Tom Logan, whose head was on fire, said: "It hurts, it hurts so very much." Fellow fan Nikki Hollis said: "Of course I wouldn't set my head on fire. I'm a woman, the character is male, and therefore it wouldn't be logical." It is not the first time Nicholas Cage films have triggered self-harming acts among viewers. In 2006 audience members of The Wicker Man put cages containing angry bees on their heads in a gesture that mimicked the film's final scenes as well as being an emotional response to the experience.
Three dogs sitting in the waiting room at the vets the terrier says to the bulldog what are you here for? - the bulldog replies "I keep chewing the furniture so my master is having me put down tomorrow - what about you?" The terrier replies "I keep pooing on the carpet can't help myself so I am being put down tomorrow" They both turn to the third dog, an alsation and ask about his story so the alsation replies "My mistress is 20 year old and allways wears mini skirts anyway she was bending over filling the washing machine and I noticed she had no knickers on - I couldn't resist so I mounted her" The two other dogs say "so when are you being put down?" and the alsation replies..... "I'm not I'm here for a nail trim"
7 Englishmen & an Irishman in a rape line up. The victim walks in & the Irish fella says "Aye, that's her the miserable bitch."
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! ~ ~ ~ The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did .... she's 21 and her name's Lucy. ~ ~ ~ Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "****phile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. ~ ~ ~ My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether." ~ ~ ~ The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries! ~ ~ ~ A man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!" ~ ~ ~ My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well ... she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. ~ ~ ~ I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." ~ ~ ~ My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back. ~ ~ ~ The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.
What do you call a bloke with a wooden head? Edwood What do you call a bloke with 3 wooden heads? Edwood Woodwood
If I were an animal I'd like to be a bear. Sleep for three months & when they wake up all they do is eat & shag.
What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head? Ed Wood What do you call a man with two planks of wood on his head? Edward Wood What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head? Edward Woodward What do you call a man with four planks of wood on his head? I donât know, but Edward Woodward would.
Man went to a fancy dress party, start naked and with three planks of wood balanced on his head. What have you come as? [NSFW]Edwood Woodwood[/NSFW]
A very popular Scotsman dies in Glasgow and his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once so she goes to the newspaper and says "I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband". The man at the desk says "OK, how much money dae ye have?" The old woman replies "£5" to which the man says "You wont get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok" so the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter and the man reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid, deid" He feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things. The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hand the paper over the counter again. The man then reads "Peter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale"
