To be fair we have a completely new defensive line up (again) with an average age of about 20, and we've been playing Park as the holding player. Not surprising we've been all over the place at the back.
No need for hypnosis. As for what you will do in the league - then probably lose it to your Noisy Neighbours
In which case phone for one as there might be a woman in the shop and then you will probably not be able to resist the challenge of killing her whilst eating the kebab
Drank too much vino to drive.. I have hardly any food in either.. My choices are limited.. Tin of mushy peas is an option.. Or beans on toast.. #livingthebatchelorhighlife
No mushy peas need to be eaten with chips.. FAKHT. with Mayo and ketchup.. FAKHT No2 How do you make mushy pea fritters?? Any ideas??
Squidge them up into patties and fry the ****ers. Or just have beans on toast, beans on toast are great.
Aren't they in batter pea fritters? Can't have beans now, have ran out of clover.. Could eat a scabby cat...
Don't know, they could be. Make a batter then, seasoned flour and water. Or beer and flour. Would it help if I told you I had a KFC three piece meal earlier?
Dear, oh dear, the quicker Manchester United's decline continues, the better. The sooner they fail to qualify for European competions, the sooner they can stop embarrasing English football on the continent. Painful, losing to Ajax at home.
Bastard.. Was it particularly good?? Can't be arsed to cook so settled for a bowl of cornflakes.. Dave woo sauce mixed in with pea fritters?? Sounds intriguing..
