Willny be when MI5 burst through yer door and take ye away into the night. Saying that you might get taken tae the queen tae give her a quick ane before yer given the heave ho.
****in hell, that Anne were'nt half bad in her day, woulda pumped that no problem. But **** yeah times been cruel to her.
Whit aboot the Countess of Wessex (on the right, below)? please log in to view this image Oh, ****, aye
Aye, though by the look of the ways she's walking, i'd say some bugger had only finished just doing so.
I bet she's a dirty cow, anaw. Dirty cows with posh voices = Bib getting in there like a diabetic intae insulin
There is absolutely no chance that wee cock of a husband is giving her anywhere near a good ride Bib. The horn must be hanging right out of her #Semi
Aye, that i can understand. Living in farmers paradise like i do, i've been stalked by farmers toting shot guns in aw, crazy bastards.
Shes a definite tidy like, bet shes a braw ride tae. Was at the pub last weekend, my pal thats just out was getting evils fae this bald **** all night didny find out till later that he had shagged the boys maw and cousin
The Queen? **** sake man. Aye hawd oan a minute and I'll go crack one oot while staring at a pound coin
If this didn't happen in Perth, I wouldn't have to ask this, but... Was it only one person he pumped?
One of the charcters of Peep Show starts chugging to a £20 note until he draps n starts cumming whilst looking at Elgar!
I need to be careful myself this toon is full of inbreeds and travellers - but naw it was actually his maw and his cousin hink the family was from some wee toon outside perth abernethy i think he said it was.
[At a sperm bank] Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] Right, time to open my sticky bank account. Hey, where the porn? No porn? Am I supposed to just dry hump myself? Must be something I can use. [He takes out a crumpled £20 note and looks at the image of the Queen printed on it] Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] Would it be wrong? Why not? It's a free country. [He undoes his jeans and starts to masturbate] Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] OK Queenie, it's back in the 50s, you're nice and young, you've just been coronated, I'm taking off your cloak... No, leave the crown on. Ooh, what's this? Stockings? You've been getting through your nylon ration book pretty quicky, you naughty, sexy Queen! [He drops the note] Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] Oh ****. [He picks it] Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] Right, here we... [He's now looking at the other side, with the mustachioed Edward Elgar printed on it] Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] Oh... Elgar? Oh, I've totally lost it now. Thanks a bunch, Elgar!
