True ,most of your support comes from outside the city and even by coach ,l/pool is blue & white really ...fact
Paddy ,Australian and a micky mouser sitting having a drink in a bar , Scouser looks at the end of the bar and reconises Jesus waiting to get served so he orders him a pint , after Jesus finishes his beer he walks up to the three men and thanks them for the beer ,first he shakes the paddys hand .............Bless me says paddy that arthritus ive had in my wrist for the last 10 yrs has gone ,its a miricale. Next Jesus pats the aussie on the back and says thank you ..................Bless me says the aussie my bad back ive suffered for years has been healed ,its a miricale . Next Jesus walks towards the scouser .....................FECK OFF yells the scouse ,i`ll lose my disabilty benifit!!!.
Still playing nicely then lads? Who is this dutch youngster Liverpool are interested in signing? Name escapes me something like Robin Van Tools or am I mistaken?
Scouser walks into his local D.S.S and says, "Ive been offered a Blow Job ,If i take it will it affect my benifit claim?"
Santa Claus,the tooth fairy,an intelligent l/pool supporter and a old drunk were walking down the street together when suddenly they all spot a £20 note in the gutter. Q,Who gets it ? A, The old drunk of course ,the other three are mythical creatures .................
What's the difference between a Welshman and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
JH ,doing a bit of revising now have a good un and remember ...........................its only banter ..............;o) CALM DOWN ,CALM DOWN
Well seeing as Liverpool has a worldwide fanbase numbering in the millions, it stands to reason that the majority of those fans live outside the city, that is simple logic. However, what does not follow from that is the rather spurious notion that everton has more fans that are scousers. As somebody who is attending university, you really should understand the meaning of the word "fact".