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Cardiff vs Liverpool Carling Cup Final Pre Match Thread & Banter

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Swamp, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Bollocks!
     
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  2. john hughs

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    True ,most of your support comes from outside the city and even by coach ,l/pool is blue & white really ...fact
     
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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    His words came out of his bitter&twisted blue **** gob.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Because johnny's uni mate said so.


    <laugh>
     
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  5. john hughs

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    Paddy ,Australian and a micky mouser sitting having a drink in a bar ,

    Scouser looks at the end of the bar and reconises Jesus waiting to get served so he orders him a pint ,

    after Jesus finishes his beer he walks up to the three men and thanks them for the beer ,first he shakes the paddys hand .............Bless me says paddy that arthritus ive had in my wrist for the last 10 yrs has gone ,its a miricale.

    Next Jesus pats the aussie on the back and says thank you ..................Bless me says the aussie my bad back ive suffered for years has been healed ,its a miricale .

    Next Jesus walks towards the scouser .....................FECK OFF yells the scouse ,i`ll lose my disabilty benifit!!!.
     
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  6. snlk/poksnbn

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    Still playing nicely then lads?

    Who is this dutch youngster Liverpool are interested in signing?
    Name escapes me something like Robin Van Tools or am I mistaken?
     
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  7. john hughs

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    Scouser walks into his local D.S.S and says,

    "Ive been offered a Blow Job ,If i take it will it affect my benifit claim?"
     
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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Thought it was the Welsh kid Dai Meehair.
     
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  9. john hughs

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    Its onlt banter ITIT ,im sure they can take it as years of practice ;O)
     
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  10. john hughs

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    But they do bite very easy ................
     
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  11. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You really know a lot about the unemployment and benefits system Johnny.
     
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  12. john hughs

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    Santa Claus,the tooth fairy,an intelligent l/pool supporter and a old drunk were walking down the street together when suddenly they all spot a £20 note in the gutter.

    Q,Who gets it ?



    A, The old drunk of course ,the other three are mythical creatures .................
     
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  13. Erik

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    What's the difference between a Welshman and a coconut?

    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
     
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  14. john hughs

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    What do you do if you see a scouser jogging?



    Trip him up and give the old woman her purse back .
     
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    What do you get if you breed a scouser with a pig?

    Thick bacon
     
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  16. john hughs

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    JH ,doing a bit of revising now


    have a good un and remember ...........................its only banter ..............;o)

    CALM DOWN ,CALM DOWN
     
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  17. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    What page of the book of ancient scouse jokes are you on now mate?
     
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  18. Erik

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    I think I might have provoked that from him. Hope he realises I'm neither Scouse or a Liverpool fan.
     
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  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Erik,he's Welsh mate.
     
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  20. terrifictraore

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    Well seeing as Liverpool has a worldwide fanbase numbering in the millions, it stands to reason that the majority of those fans live outside the city, that is simple logic.
    However, what does not follow from that is the rather spurious notion that everton has more fans that are scousers.

    As somebody who is attending university, you really should understand the meaning of the word "fact".
     
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