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Dating Agency Failures

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  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Once met a women whose name was Miss Gobble, what a ****ing letdown meeting someone from Turkey.

    Any failures anyone wanna share?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Feb 22, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No really.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 22, 2012
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    Why?
     
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    - SW6 -, Feb 22, 2012
  4. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    so you have wiped the tina moment out of your memory ?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Feb 22, 2012
  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I have one

    I ran away from my parents in Turkey and travelled all the way to England only to meet a complete waste of space. Thankfully I stole his wallet and altered the passport so I can live here
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Feb 22, 2012
  6. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 22, 2012

  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Keeping all my many failures for my memoirs, entitled "Hullo, doll : Where it all went wrong"
     
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    Gambol, Feb 22, 2012
  8. Nazara

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    And is this memoir available to buy?
     
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    Nazara, Feb 22, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It will be available in all good bookshops. A rip-roaring roller coaster of romance / lurking / stalking.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 22, 2012
  10. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I can't see a million page book selling well
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Feb 22, 2012
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I'll still be writing it long after ahm deid.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 22, 2012
  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The wounds are still too raw. <wah>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Feb 22, 2012
  13. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    If i was as funny at repostes as you, then i would be booked into dignitas this weekend.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Feb 22, 2012
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You're supposed to wrap the dug's claws before ye let them shag ye. Allegedly.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 22, 2012
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    <laugh>

    Or the victims account:

    "Hullo Doll: The Last Words I Remember"
     
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    - SW6 -, Feb 22, 2012
  16. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I didn't bother with Dignitas, I saved myself the time, money and pride and did the deed all by myself

    Quite liberating, I have to say
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Feb 22, 2012
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 22, 2012
  18. Paulie Gualtieri

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 22, 2012
  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Gambol and his magical splendiferous memory erasing penis.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Feb 22, 2012
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.<laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Feb 22, 2012
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