Cardiff vs Liverpool Carling Cup Final Pre Match Thread & Banter

When you join King Kenny's Kop, do you get the hood for free or do you have to make it yourselves?

 

Must be gutting being the third best Reds in the Premiership pmsl

 

Oh yeah i forgot Welsh years a longer than those in the civilised world.

 

Surely to back up your point you mean shorter?

 

The comebacks are getting more and more diluted lads.The local library must be closed for lunch or they are out on the rob.

 

Fck me - wev'e got Albert Einstein on here now with his new theory of relativity.........

A quantum leap for Scouseland would put you about level with Beirut - less bombholes but more arseholes.

 

Taffy we won the FA Cup in 2006.

6yrs on a normal timescale.

20yrs on a Welsh timescale.

 

Oi, Einstein you were the one that mentioned 20 yrs, you lot are like Leeds fans, living on past glory

 

History time.
[video=youtube;uBPQT2Ia8fU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBPQT2Ia8fU&feature=related[/video]

 

Stop moving the goalposts Dai it was a Carduff supporter that brought 20yrs into it.

 

Topic for this afternoon's discussion.

Welsh slapper, would you dip your wick?

I've never met a welsh girl that didn't give me a groinal itch by just looking at her from 20 foot away. Judging by this forum, many welsh men make one of two choices, move to London or sussex to try and find love with a normal woman, or turn to our four legged woolly friends to release their burning loins, because to tap a welsh bird will certainly mean burning loins for medical reasons.

So having never come across a welsh bird that isn't a total scutter, I ask "would you risk it?" Condoms don't stop crabs and lice and the numerous skin conditions that you can catch from a valley girl.

 

Wales through the eyes of its inhabitants.

http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/magazine/a_welshmans_guide_to_welsh_1_9844.htm

 

Is this your way of coming out to the group?

 

[video=youtube;y9SouY2Z1xI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9SouY2Z1xI[/video]

 

Speaking of gay outing what's happened to your knight in shining armour Skylab?

 

The caravan burners are out in force today.

 

Who knows? working? having a life? bored with the sheep worriers?

 

How far down this route do you want to take the banter Nobollox?
Would you like to speak to your mum for advise? I can call her if you like?

I suggest you go back to proper banter.

 

Wow, seriously? That makes our years SHORTER, since we have got through MORE than you in the 6 years. Jesus Christ do they have schools in Scouseland?

 

I've not seen that one before.. The only problem is that it was made by a Liverpool fan. We can mock ourselves far better than you sheep fiddlers.