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Cardiff vs Liverpool Carling Cup Final Pre Match Thread & Banter

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Swamp, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    The Cardiff end on Sunday...
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  2. londonbluebirds

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    skylarker-liverpool=thieving is true..you do know that the welsh don't really shag sheep.....but anyway plaudits for admitting it
     
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  3. Foredeckdave

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    Your buses and trains ain't safe either. We are still trying to get rid of all the tractors we nicked off the Norwich lads! <laugh>
     
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  4. snlk/poksnbn

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    Skylark!
    Have I upset you by teasing your boyfriend Nobollox?

    Just to lighten the mood a little:

    At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
    Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
    Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says.
    "Just what did he say to you?"
    "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies.
    "Something about a job."
     
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  5. Noblelox

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    Tell me about it, I've had this parked outside the office for 6 weeks!
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    can't even do donuts in it, talk about badly thought out!
     
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  6. londonbluebirds

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    ok let me put it like this you are admitting to being a thief skylarker......we definitely don't shag sheep.

    you were the one that labelled yourself<doh>
     
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  7. Foredeckdave

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    prove it
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    If I was a thief I wouldn't be in the job I'm in.....

    It's called a bit of banter you sheep-shagging twat <ok>
     
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  9. snlk/poksnbn

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    I think Skylark is getting emotional.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Always <ok>
     
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  11. londonbluebirds

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    foredeckdave=put it this way i've never seen news channels reporting it or anything of the kind for that matter..as for thieving in liverpool.....<whistle>
     
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  12. londonbluebirds

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    skylarker- calm down calm down calm down
     
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  13. SussexBlueBird

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    Fkn Ell, didn't realise it was half term !!!
     
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  14. londonbluebirds

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    skylarker-did you buy the computer you are using right now?is it a work computer?or is it a work computer(work meaning you stole it which as we know people in liverpool do class that as work)?
     
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  15. Foredeckdave

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    Why would you? It ain't news when it's common practice?

    If you want to look at Crime rates then go and have a look at the figures for Manchester
     
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  16. londonbluebirds

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    sussex

    just a bit of banter thats all..they've gone for the stereotyping sheep shagging jokes and we've gone for the truth..........<whistle>:laugh:
     
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  17. Skylarker

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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    Two young scouse lads are walking down a country lane just outside Prestatyn when they see a man with a sheep on the other side of the hedge. One of them says. "Alright mister. Are you shearing" (in a Scouse accent obviously). Bloke says "No boyo. Find your own"
     
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  19. SussexBlueBird

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    Well you would wouldn't you ?
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  20. londonbluebirds

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    foredeckdave-just stealing ya leg..i mean pulling ya leg<ok>
     
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