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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Like a Fear and Loathing story? Any hookers involved?
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Ha. I bought my eldest daughter the Fear and Loathing DVD as one of her Christmas presents.

    No hookers on that particular occasion, but there has been with said Monkey and me once upon a time <ok>
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Regen health and sponging 50 bullets is for ***gots. <ok>

    Did she like the film? If so she just keeps getting better and better.

    Did they end up paying for...The Hammerhead[SUP]TM[/SUP] instead? <yikes>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was when I had my own business. Me Monkey and another mate had been on the piss all day in Manc. My other mate was always doing hookers. He went and got one and we all went back to my (serviced) office. Monkey went first and somehow upset her. I was up second, but decided against it. My other mate then had a go.

    The bloody cleaner then appered. My mate bunged her a tenner to keep her gob shut, but needless to say. we were very nearly booted out of our office because of it.
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Strange reply considering he was talking about your daughter <yikes>
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh>.<yikes>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. He was talking about The Hammerhead <yikes>TM and hookers <ok>
     
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  8. Swarbs

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    Red, I hope you'll be happy to note that you are no longer the holder of the title of "Most stupid bet in not606 history". Check my sig <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What was my stupid bet? The 'more points in December' one?
     
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  10. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    That's the one. To be fair you haven't had much competition, but even MNS said that was a terrible bet to make given the fixture lists and performances at the time.
     
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  11. BCR

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    Mornin all, Swarbs I thought that was me for a second! Glad someone went more stupider than me............
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Even i can't see utd messing up that big! <laugh>

    easiest moeny i've ever seen.
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    AFTERNOON before RHC says it.... ;)



    If he pays of course. If not I'll just have to hound him till he does! <ok>
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Did I? I can't remember that far back...

    Goodmorrow Bluff.
     
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  15. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Buenos day all, Swarbs if you need a bounty hunter I am your guy <ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    How's your mood today ya pussy ? <ok>
     
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  17. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> .........................................................<grr>

    Ya, RHC hit just the right button yesterday after the long weekend. Back to normal, got my coffee, ready to rumble <ok> I see United are playing bayern tonight?
     
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  18. StJohn_Red_Legend

    StJohn_Red_Legend Active Member

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    Not a single nibble. I need better bait... <laugh>
     
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  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    you're going to need a bigger boat! <whistle>
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    BCR I have another bet for you.

    You get Liverpool to win I get stoke to win in the FA Cup, loser puts up for a week I love UTD or Liverpool?
     
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