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Cardiff vs Liverpool Carling Cup Final Pre Match Thread & Banter

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Swamp, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    John, I hear you call your penis Cardiff City? Is it cause you can't get it up? <laugh>
     
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  2. Noblelox

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    John Hughes reminds me of that old 70's show, the comedians, where the likes of Bernard Mannings would get up and do all his racist material and people would laugh... Because that was the last time I heard all these gags of his. Try and keep it fresh, sheep shagger :laugh:
     
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  3. DerekTheMole

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    I see what you did there....
     
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  4. snlk/poksnbn

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    Fck me I hope the banter with the scouse is better on the day.This board is just full of employment dodging scally adolescents. <doh>
     
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  5. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    What banter? You'll spend the day wincing at watching your team get it's arse raped!

    Remember also that you will be outnumbered at least 2:1, judging that you can't even sell your own ticket entitlement. you'll all be sat there quietly, too scared to wear anything blue, surrounded by the greatest fans in the world! Not only will you get a footballing lesson, you'll get a "how to actually support a football club" lesson!
     
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  6. snlk/poksnbn

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  7. londonbluebirds

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    nobelox-why would we be scared to wear anything blue??..you are in for a nasty surprise if you think that!..
     
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  8. Noblelox

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    So 31,000 of your lot, 59,000 redmen, at the outside... Chances are many resourceful Liverpool supporters have mopped up a fair amount of your seats too. Do you remember how Liverpool fans only had 20,000 of the 69,500 ticket in Atatürk Stadium in 2005, and yet, there was over 45,000 Liverpool supported there on the night?
     
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  9. Noblelox

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    Jeans don't count ;-)
     
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  10. snlk/poksnbn

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    So explain the comment about being scared to wear blue because you will see a sea of blue on Sunday.Why should we be scared?
     
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  11. londonbluebirds

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    noblelox-neither does red shellsuits......
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Why is Jimmy's ghost going to be there?

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    <yikes>
     
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  13. Noblelox

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    I applaud your expectations, personally I expect an island of blue in a red sea.

    Also you have no reason to be scares, unless you are weary of loud singing and seeing your team battered. But be warned, we have organised raiding parties to go steal your sheep, while you are down in London!
     
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  14. Swamp

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    first you're going to steal our cars, now our sheep, whatever next!

    btw i'm not taking my car so HA!
     
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  15. Noblelox

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  16. snlk/poksnbn

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    Steal being the key word in your response.It's what you lot are renowned for.
     
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  17. londonbluebirds

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    noblelox-you boys will steal anything!.........remember nobody sings like the welsh so thats one department i'm pretty sure we willdo you in...as for the football....<whistle>
     
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  18. Noblelox

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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Rather be a thief than have a cock that smells of sheep's arse.....
     
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  20. Swamp

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