I heard the contents got nicked recently? Police are looking for a man with a white, yellow and blue carpet.
WTF Maybe we should erect a statue of the late great Freddie Mercury, it's about as relevant as this. Weird
Maybe Al Fayed is hoping for a passport for Neverland, as no-one seems to want him to have a UK one...
A young lad asks his mum where his new Leeds top is. "I washed it and it's drying on the line." The young lad rushes to the window to see his beloved Leeds top lying in the mud. "Mum, why is my Leeds top in the mud?" His mum looks out of the window and shouts, "the thieving gits have nicked the pegs again!"
Did you hear about the Leeds United fan that got caught climbing over the fence at Elland Road. The copper told him to get back in and watch the rest of the match.