two very old men decide to visit a brothel for the last time.on seeing them the madam told the others to put blow up doll's in the bed,they'll never notice ,instead of wasting the girl's on them.afterwards one old man said to the other,i think the girl i had was dead she did'nt move or say anything.the other man said,i think mine was a witch.i gave has a little bite on the neck,she farted ,flew out of the window,and took my teeth with her.
It'll be close, Smithy. These games always are. There's rumours that we may be short of a few key players. If the Goons can't get themselves up for playing us, then they really are up **** creek!
It wasn't so long ago an injured player of ours would have made no difference to you or any gooner, other than being something else to ridicule....strange.
Today's ludicrous rumour: The Hammersmith cuckoos want Walcott, and are willing to send Daniel Sturridge in the opposite direction to get him. Erm, wouldn't that improve Arsenal and weaken Chelsea in equal measure?
Yep, that's pretty ludicrous, Croydon. When Villas-Boas is attempting to ship out all of their older players, it makes it even less likely that he'll get rid of one of their better youngsters, too.
