Superpowers

If you could have 2 superpowers what would they be

mine would be the ability to make anything i want happen and to be immortal

 

x-ray eyes
super cock

 

already got half of that massive

 

His eyes are pretty awesome

 

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fly
turns things into money

 

1) To be able to turn girls into Jessica Alba
2) Swap the international monentary fund with my bank account.

 

i like this.

 

This superpower means you can't bloody steal her this time

 

To be able to discover the cure for cancer

And to be able travel back in time

 

how would you get back ROD

 

well seeing that you can make all girls into a jessica albs and 1 of my powers is to fly, i will just steal 1 when i want and fly off with her and you cant do anything about it i might steal all of them and lock them in my basement fritzel style

 

Has to be the DeLorean Shiny just like back to the future

 

wouldnt it be funny if the date he travelled back to was 1982 having to relive that year again as a city fan

 

more like West style

 

no, i couldnt do that. what a waste of a jessica alba that would be

 

Would go back to a few years before then Cap'n I left school in 82 no grades and a waster, would love to go back to then knowing what I know now.

 

CJS that was really funny mate






























NOT

 

Teleportation is the only skill i need.

No more 6 hour round trip to see in laws could go and be back by lunch time.

Would save a lot on travel and could travel anywhere in the world in seconds for free

 

To own my own brewery and be capable of holding a piss up in it

Money, lots and lots of the stuff, which I'd share with family