The Asian Menace

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There's a definite wet patch under her.

Ya thick pikey hun ****.

 

Aye, it's filthy as **** after my night of debauchery last night

 

Convert to Islam

 

The little dildo sinker gives it an extra lick or two in mid flow to help it down. Professional.

 

I honesty can't decide which one's Tina...

 

Stop ramming it up your arse then you soppy ****

 

Aye, cos she hivin a pish. Get yer glaucoma fixed.

 

I'm quite worried that I'd pump all 4 of those wee slags, no the guy but he could watch if he wanted

 

Did you see her windpipe bulge as she done it?

Aye, that's what I said initially, but then the pikey jumped in.

Aw **** a canny be arsed with this.

 

You have zero standards though, sweetheart, you're the only one that's surprised by your admission.

 

Is that no what it's for? Or have I been duped?

 

The dildo? No surprised.

 

You're worried? I'm quite safe knowing that I'd ride all of them.

 

Don't sweetheart me, it's a slippery slope to getting a cosh over the napper and waking up with your knickers at your ankles

 

Truely impressive. She's got a lovely complexion from all the man juice too...............

 

Worried about what I'd catch off them

 

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That's what clinics are fur.

That and taking the piss out your pals when they get bad results