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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    They'd get ****ed - they're all far too specialised. The running backs would do fine with the ball but would be creamed in the tackle by the rugby players, and the cornerbacks and other defenders would get turtled every time they're tackled. And without their armour they would all be bruised and crying within about 15 minutes...

    That's where she keeps her doughtnuts...
     
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  2. BCR

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    Pushin it with the pussy part there RHC.
     
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  3. BCR

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    Plus the game is way more continuous, not sure if they would have the fitness for it all. American eggball is so ****ing stop and start.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    fight
     
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  5. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Can't tell if serious or not so just a fair "ease up". Similar to when you go on about his daughters and he gives you a quick lighten up. <ok>
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Posted this before but thought the Mancs might like to see it....

    It's pretty **** but made me chuckle

    [video=youtube;dy4fsksYItc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy4fsksYItc&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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  7. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Shut it pussy <whistle>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Touch a nerve Bluff? <laugh>
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Unfair fight - RHC is a pensioner and Bluff is an all-american, gun-slinging, local rodeo champ, burger eating mofo.
     
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  10. Sweats

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    pic7.jpg
     
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  11. BCR

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    Couldn't tell if serious or not for some reason. But ya, it is a word if I haer on the field, I will probably be looking to turn said person into a rocket <ok> <laugh>

    KE, I will cantona kick you

    Sky- who said I was a pussy?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Sweats

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    dont know what you mean he always took it in the spirit it was intended....







    Rapey....
     
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  13. BCR

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    sorry, that picture was way bigger than I expected <laugh> .

    Btw, does anyone really think I am a fat american **** haha.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    I do <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    WRONG RHC is a Scouser living in Latchford. It would be unfair on the chaps wearer, not him. Especially with The Hammerhead <yikes>TM for back-up <ok>
     
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  16. Sweats

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    Arent all americans pretty much fat ****s??
     
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  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I like to think of you as the bloke in Waterboy who shouts ' You Can Do it ' <ok>
     
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  18. BCR

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    <doh> well at least you are close to the redneck stereotype.
     
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  19. KingEric07.

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    <ok> Only joking Captain.
     
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  20. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    You'll be looking for a ready supply of used tyres and a large jerry can of petrol.

    Hang said tyre over the camera, fill the bottom of the tyre with petrol.

    Light with a long taper and retire to the cheers of the other motorists who just wish they had your balls...<ok>

    [video=youtube;-Bw2C_XR64Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw2C_XR64Y[/video]
     
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