Last time I watched it was when Jarvis Cocker sodomised a child before Jacko could and Jacko was furious!
Not really tbh, in the Oasis/Blur wars days I was still on a comedown from being wacked out on many substances dancing (trying to) in fields.
They may as well give outstanding contribution to music to Big Fun for all the ****in' **** it means.
Yea come over here and kick my **** in Thankfully there's the Bristol Channel and Irish sea to get across first.
Nah it just another arm of our putrid celeb culture now isn't it. The music is ****e, the people are ****s, its just a bag of turd. You get the likes of Maroon 5 nominated for Best International Band. When did they last release an album? The ****ers just release one single a year and live off the proceeds. Fair enough, good work if you can get it, but lets not be nominating them for a ****ing award for being a bunch of lazy ****s!! There'll be yet another moving Adele speech, and yet another round of Coldplay trying to get us to do a Whitney. Its all so predictable.
Surely worse than the Brits is the National Soap Awards.....what a load of self-congratulatory back-slapping ****.
...and we buy the pikey a plane ticket, arrange for a limousine to pick him up from the airport, take him to Gas's hoose. You get the pciture. Just for a laff.