The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

21.12.2012

Haven't you been keeping up?

 

Well that's Xmas sorted.

 

Yep - cancelled through lack of interest. (That's been my mantra for the last 20 years, but I've yet to convince the wife)

 

My preference is to postpone it until just after the New Year Sales... Makes the cost of christmas about half...

 

Hopefully we'll all be sucked into a blackhole before were forced to listen to Slade's it's Xmas every 5 minutes.

 

In Oz you'd think that Christmas had been postponed for lack of interest. Even the Aussies were saying "what happened to Christmas"?

 

The Ozzies haven't got a clue though. They have Christmas in the summer.

 

Vile convict scum

 

Especially their traffic cops!!!!

 

Ah yes. You had a little run in with them didn't you

English feller is going through customs at Sydney airport. Custome bloke says "How long are you here for sir?". Bloke says "3 weeks". Customs bloke says "Business or pleasure?". Bloke says "A bit of both hopefully". Customs bloke says "Any criminal reccord?". English bloke says "I didn't know you still needed one to get in"..

 

I see you were having some fun in the Anfield Arms thread last night Dave

 

Back again eh? So much for "I'm giving it a miss because of all the dickheads".


Dickhead

 

Morning Boss,

I'm just sticking to certain threads where there is generally a lack of dickheads.

This place went to **** over the last few weeks but seems to be calming down more again now and people are back to talking footy

 

There are dickheads everywhere Eric. They're coming out of the walls all around you. LOOK AT THEM ALL

 

Morning Eric.
Didn't realise you were such a sensitive soul.
You think you've been getting stick?-try being on this side.

 

Na mate not sensitive at all I've just got extremely bored with some of the **** on here over the last few weeks but thankfully it seems to be dying down now.

 

Looks like the Chavs may get Rafa, so looks like 4th spot is up for grabs if he come in.

 

So did we but everywhere we turned we were getting it thrown at us. You have to defend yourself, I prefer to do it with logic, some others are happy to throw the turds back.
Anyway, good to see you haven't left us completely- you can never have too much rubbish.

 

Morning dickheads

Apparently the weather is going to be hot this week.. Which a we all know means it's the first opportunity for a cider frenzy ..

 

Mornin Sweats,

@hot' really is a comparative term - doubt you'll be donning merely tshirt and shorts.