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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by brb b0t, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    the chinks have flooded this place with fake golden v, the stuff is poison, dont buy it

    the smell when you open the pack is unreal
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yeah there is some rotten stuff about for 6 quid. You can buy the real stuff over here (stolen/smuggled) for £10.50 though. Only saving a few pound though.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's absolute ****e. It smells as if it's been soaked in parafin for a year and then kept moist in a barrel of tar.

    I gave 4 packets away it was that bad.
     
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  4. Paulie Gualtieri

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    ****ing losers, smoking kills and gives you bad teeth <canyoutellimoffum>
     
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    Says Mr i had a doctors appointment for emphysema <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He is a terrible writer, loves CAPITALISING, and repeats himself frequently- but the points are good and, for me anyway, it works.
     
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  9. Mick

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    When I accepted a position on the Isle of Man I didn't realise it wasn't VAT free like Guernsey. Now my whole family are going nuts because I'm not bringing a ruck sack of L&B back every other week.

    I'm going nuts because I can't buy myself a £9 litre bottle of Zubrowka every week - I had to drink Tesco Value Vodka the other night <wah>
     
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  10. brb b0t

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    vodka is **** juice

    drink bleach like a real man
     
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    My taste in drinks is the same as my taste in women - I love them all.
     
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  12. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    even subo?
     
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    Especially subo.

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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The blue and white paintstripper stuff?
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Buckfast is just rotten. Awful awful stuff i'd rather drink ER's piss than that.
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Cough medicine and fake tobacco, serves you ****s right just grow your own.

    PS Dev still beelin'?
     
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  20. Nazara

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    Nought wrong in that <ok>
     
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