Same Sex Marriage?

Yer so mean.

 

You're in there mate

It's like being back at highschool, she's horrible to the people she likes. That's why I get abuse 24/7 from her

 

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Who are you again?

 

I was your 5pm 'appointment' yesterday

 

In that case, i'd better put on my bestest pair of y fronts (just in case).

 

Good thinking, I'm just sitting in the buff as we speak

 

I don't give gimps appointments, soz.

 

Too late, I already ruined ye

 

But ave gone to all the trouble of putting me bestest pants on just fer ya.
Ingrate.

 

What colour are they...just out of curiosity?

 

White of course, with black piping, and sorta creamy splodges on the front for some reason that escapes me as of now.

 

That's very wrong

Do you wear the same pants Beckham does coz that'd be kinda cool.

 

Only when he hasn't got dibs on them for the day.

 

Wrong answer

 

Your so hard to please, i can't and won't wear them at the same time as him if that's what yer expecting, no tadger to bloke bum contact for me ta very much.

 

wronger answer

 

But we have already established that i'm a wrong un, i thought that was a foregone conclusion.

Ya know the old saying that you can't please all of the people all of the time?, i don't bother with that ****e, i just please me when the whim takes me.

It's sooooo pleasurable.

 

Yeh, I'm out.

 

Ohh, was it something i said??

 

Tina's an auld man, y'know.