As Slow as Jip and Sam's Metabolism

Aye, but a breather will do ye's the world of good. The ****in hospitals must be fillin up with hernias and busted guts this past week.

 

Gender confusion hotline.

 

Tell me young man. Have you ever smeared smeared marmite on a lady's bean then licked it off?

 

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Nope, i did it with high grade coke.... Couldn`t feel my face and she couldn`t feel anything above the knees

 

Am bored with it all. Was after the first hour or so.

 

right tina me and Bill Morton were havin an argument earlier.

who is more handsome, pep guardiola or jose mourinho?

 

Definitely Mourinho

 

i think guardiola is more suave, Bill Morton thinks mourinho too

 

Both greasy looking ****s imo, but if I had to choose, it'd be Jose.

 

Roarrrrrr