Seriously? Can someone explain who Comas is? I'm genuinely intrigued now. While they're at it can they also explain who the **** Lettuce is as the Scousers seem to accuse a few people of being a lettuce. I haven't visited the Chelsea board yet but they must have a celery obsession, which I look forward to.
That would make more sense. I do have a bit of heritage from the couscous part of our world. And I do love couscous, preferably with lamb tagine. Doesn't work with chicken if you ask me.
That will confuse the **** out of the Scouse simpleton who's got it into his muddled head that I'm Couscous or Comas.