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So you are God...

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Denny Kalglish, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Denny Kalglish

    Denny Kalglish Member

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    With your divine power you have the ability to heal and injure with a wave of your godly hand.

    <wizard>

    Unfortunately you only have 2 powers to use so you can heal one person and injure one ONLY(football persons only please (player, manager etc)). You can add injury details for added kudos!

    For me;

    Heal : Lucas (obv I know)
    Injure : Van Persie (freak dogging accident)
     
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    Denny Kalglish, Feb 20, 2012
  2. Rubadub

    Rubadub Well-Known Member

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    I would heal Lucas and get him to injure Van Persie when we play Arsenal at Anfield in a couple of week's <ok>
     
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    Rubadub, Feb 20, 2012
  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ermmm....

    I'd "heal" gerrard back to 2005 standards of stamina and fitness... I'd snap wayne's ACL.... but then thats harm england... no i'd do it cos he's out for the first two games anyway.. (should be three plus one lol)
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fu.k me. You ARE bitchy today.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 20, 2012
  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hormones i suppose....
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She does, doesn't she................
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 20, 2012

  7. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    mine wont shut up moaning
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    she had a nightmare last night and woke me up which is one reason why i'm cranky...
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You shouldn't be paying her to sleep. That's not what they're for <ok>
     
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  10. saintanton

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    Plus your mate David scored at the weekend.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    leave off it's the pregnancy hormones <laugh>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you imagined n'dog scoring... just a figment.... i'm betting on stevenage to turn over tottenham laugh at the dog and play us in the semi... NICE!
     
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    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Heal: I would give Cameron Stewart permanent invulnerability

    Injure: Wayne Rooney (snapped cock after a granny-related accident, meaning he can't wear shorts without suffering excruciating chafing)
     
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    Erik, Feb 20, 2012
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    Heal: Lucas

    Injure: Ramires or Mata - I think they are our main threat to the 4th spot, and these 2 are their best players.
     
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    Diadora Barnes storm, Feb 20, 2012
  15. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Heal...Bellamys knees

    Injure...Evra (in a freak handshaking accident)
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Feb 20, 2012
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    Wishing injury on an opponent, how classy.
     
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  17. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Sense of humour failure <ok> evening gobshite
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Feb 20, 2012
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    haha <laugh>
     
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  19. Denny Kalglish

    Denny Kalglish Member

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    Joke. Google it.
     
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