1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Same Sex Marriage?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,717
    **** knows, I'm just guessing that God would frown upon men ****ing each other up the ass <ok>
     
    #21
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    Leviticus only mentions "lying with another man" however it also mentions not cutting the hair on the side of your head and not eating shellfish so, in short, I'd dismiss it as baws <ok>
     
    #22
  3. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    6,610
    Likes Received:
    58
    So I can carry on shagging animals then?
     
    #23
  4. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    25,004
    Likes Received:
    3,066
    Provided ER consents, yes.
     
    #24
  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    96,383
    Likes Received:
    55,855
    Nope.
    If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Lev. 20:15-16
    There are other passages about it, too.

    Not sure why the animal has to die too, though.
     
    #25
  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    Um no, Leviticus also states that lying with a beast is not on - in fact, I think it states that both the perpetrator AND the beast be destroyed/killed.

    Poor sheep/pig/gerbil - gets a beasting and then gets killed for getting beasted <laugh>
     
    #26

  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2011
    Messages:
    38,797
    Likes Received:
    15,092
    How do you mean marry?

    If its a civil ceremony that's fine

    If its in a church that does not agree with gay marriage then no
     
    #27
  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    6,610
    Likes Received:
    58
    That's fine. I follow Nuwaubianism and we're allowed to have sex with animals <ok>
     
    #28
  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    25,004
    Likes Received:
    3,066
    Saw some dog-torture porn on Chan4Chan before. Didn't know what it was before I clicked on it. Awful stuff. Anal beads don't belong in mutts.
     
    #29
  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    <laugh>

    Apparently, it's also forbidden to wear clothing made of more than one material.

    All in all, the people who quote Leviticus for gay bashing are missing out on many more transgressions by humanity <laugh>
     
    #30
  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    Deutoronomy has some frightening belters as well

    <laugh>
    Mental.
     
    #31
  12. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,717
    Depends if it gave consent. I had a bit with the cow last night and she instigated it.
     
    #32
  13. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    18,126
    Likes Received:
    12,584
    If it's 2 burds (good looking ones) then it's fine but if it's 2 men or 2 big ugly dykes that have all the tattoos and piercings then it's just pyoor wrang
     
    #33
  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    I'd throw my weight behind any petition to the Vatican, Lambeth Palace or the Kirk for this to be the multi-faith ecumenical rule <ok>

    Two lipstick lesbians? Let them winch in a church.
    Two munters or two dudes? Get your gay arses down the the registry office

    <laugh>

    Incidentally, does anyone know if it's biblically alright to go up the dunger if you're married to the owner of said dunger?

    :bandit:
     
    #34
  15. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    25,004
    Likes Received:
    3,066
    #35
  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    18,126
    Likes Received:
    12,584
    It's alright to go up the dunger even if you're no married

    Did Joseph no used to rattle Mary up the arse and that's why they were so surprised the wee man was born? Something along those lines anyway
     
    #36
  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    56,933
    Likes Received:
    63,887
    "Thou shalt not ram it up the poop chute." Kings 1:17
     
    #37
  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    18,126
    Likes Received:
    12,584
    "If one of you has a history of deep porn use, where anal sex was depicted, then it&#8217;s possible that engaging in anal sex could become a slippery slope for you, and lead back into your old, sinful lifestyles."

    I especially like this sentence from that website Erik posted <laugh>
     
    #38
  19. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    25,004
    Likes Received:
    3,066
    It was months ago when in saw it, I just noticed the comments though. My favourite was this segment from post one:

    "Some advice, Spicegirls&#8230;
    We tried anal inadvertantly for the first time in our marriage and it was close to awesome BUT I froze up when I began to think&#8230;dang.
    The funny thing is we have been absolutely against any thought of anal sex before our steamy passion took us there this weekend.
    I was shafted during a teen sexual affair and hated anal sex with a particular passion, as it made me feel like a dog, truly
    "

    Hot stuff <ok>
     
    #39
  20. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2010
    Messages:
    18,126
    Likes Received:
    12,584
    <laugh>

    That's some great ****ing material right there

    What she really means is that she got a drunken cock up the arse and ****ing loved it cos she was oot her nut
     
    #40

Share This Page