I don't believe you. Get a photo of the ticket stub and post it here or it never happened. I'm offshore just now, how could I go to the game?
Your aorta is screaming out for you to eat an apple or it's gonna pop. Was she looking suggestively at your mate while she lay slumped in a corner, semi-deflated? You change your record more often than George Bowie.
She wasny looking at anything i gave her 2 black eyes. Don't ya know we is all wife beaters? ****elicker.
I met him last week, he's a big ugly bastard. Wish I had met Suzie McGuire instead, would've pumped her rotten
Id hazard a guess you dont even know where Blackhead is glory hunter. At least ive seen my team win a European trophy unlike you gobshite.
Beat the wife all you like, just leave the dugs alone ya ****ing animal. I've also had this misfortune of meeting the great gallah. He's a big fanny.
Celtic - the ***** friendly harbouring club. ****in disgusting disgrace to humanity. Scum of the Earth.
Wind your neck in, you silly bastard. You're impressing no one apart from the Richard Goughs of the world.