Chelsea v Birmingham match thread/Burley bashing thread

For the attention of Mr. Drogs - it's spelt 'appalling'.

I thought Chelsea were magnificent today; they were clear underdogs, but fought bravely and managed to snatch a point.

Torres and Drogba, how much did they cost?

Bargains - They were both nearly as good as Adam Rooney today.

And Mikel did a lovely impression of a professional footballer.

 

Ha, you are a funny guy mister.

 

You should be on the stage Pete! You've got a great way with words!

 

You played APPALLINGLY, it's just fortunate for you that we were even worse . That Adam Rooney is possibly the worst player I've seen grace Stamford Bridge.

Stick to the Championship board my friend, this one is for the big clubs.

 

That Adam Rooney is our third choice striker and came on a free from Inverness Caledonian Thistle.

Torres cost £50m.

Today it was difficult to tell the difference.

 

Torres hardly got a touch to be fair to him.

 

Yes, he should look at how Rooney played the lone frontman role and try to learn something.

Your midfield is ****e, ain't it?

I thought Meireles and Ramires were decent players, but they got outplayed by Fahey and Gomis.

Fair play to Mikel, he did a good job at trying to be worse than Torres and Luiz.

 

I could respet you if your views were actually valid.

 

We were unlucky not to win you ponce, if not for a brilliant save we would've done. We were awful in the first half but played you out of your skin in the 2nd so stop giving it loads. You were pants.

 

Lolz.

You missed a penalty, but apart from that you didn't really threaten.

We had the best chance of the second half.

You were hardly unlucky not to win; our makeshift defence barely gave your 'world class' front line a sniff.

 

Oh, and your players should try falling over less. Especially Sturridge.

 

Birmingham are the worst team I've seen at Stamford Bridge since Juenesse Hautcharage which sort of tells you how badly we played. With the team that beat Juenesse that day against Birmingham would have scored more than the 13 we put past them.

 

I know we didn't threaten, that's the point. Only time you had a glimmer was your goal (down to our defence not being able to clear) and that useless twat having a one on one and hitting it straight on Cech . Then again, it's what we should expect from a championship team at their best

Oh and don't flatter yourself, we've had problems scoring for months, it was nothing to do with your defence

 

this.

 

Hardly at our best.

Our best two strikers, our best centre mid and our best right back and captain were all injured.

Our second best centre back and our main right winger were on the bench.

And we rested our first choice goalkeeper.

And we were still unlucky not to win.

 

NAH! NAH! NE NAH! NAH! Our teams better than yours!!! Aint it about time Pete you started behaving a bit more like a grown up? OK you had a result better than you expected and you're very happy! I'm sure you had a lot to do with it as well ! So lets move on now to the replay where you can really blow your mind!

 

Comedy. Absolute comedy.

 

Almost as comical as the fact that you payed over £200m for that team today.

Only a couple of them look like Premier League footballers.

If you want you can buy Nikola Zigic off us?

 

Complete Tool.

 

I'm right though.

Chelsea have spent an awful lot of money and how many world class players do you have? None.

You've only got a couple of very very good players.

You can boo and jeer AVB all you like, but the fact of the matter is that the players just ain't good enough!

The truth hurts boys!

Boooo!