Help with a wind up

this burd on face book always write stupid cheesy status updates and me n ma mate always comment underneath them to bam her up. here's what she wrote

and ma mate wrote

what shud a write underneath it. he sez al no be able to top his

 

just write,

 

Love didn't fix New Orleans when Hurricane Katrina battered it. Now THAT'S a powerful force. POW POW.

 

Be honest with her

 

its one of ma mates burds tho so a canny be ofensive or come on to her.

 

sure you can

 

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The most powerful force on earth is money, cause that can buy you all the love on the world. Trumped!

 

went with this, its pretty ****e but am busy for a change

 

<boaksmiley>

 

she's a total space cadet. disny even click on

 

Why am I not surprised that someone within your social circle is a 'space cadet'

 

nothing worse than cheesey insightful updates, people stick it on their msn status all the time too the bunch of ****s

just from a quick browse at my online list i got this

"The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like&#65279; a man... and give some back"

**** off you ****

 

**** sake

 

"ride the snake, to the lake, the ancient lake baby
snake is long, seven miles ,
the blue bus ...is calling us
driver where you taking us ?
the killer awoke before dawn , he put his boots on
he took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall
and he came to a door
and he looked inside ...
father ? I want to kill you
mother ? I want to **** you"


try that , it might seriously **** things up

 

she's an aussie. they're all idiots

 

here's a few nuggets i've just pulled

 

**** sake you know alot of rockets. who writes this stuff? makes mine look sane

 

its always wee ****ers i know from the army, here's one from a few days ago;

i pointed out that when he wasnt on tour or exercise he spent most of his working wk hiding in his room playing xbox and generally doing **** all other than the odd bit of PT and often gets late starts on a monday and early finishes on a friday, whereas i work till 6 on a friday. ****.