Hitler and Bormann: Russian Spies?

And that, my dear, is how we make pancake mix

 

We start out talking rubbish conspiracy, and end up talking about shagging old women in nursing homes. Those old sheilas have no teeth right?

 

That's disgusting. You've just ruined next Tuesday for me.

 

You should be banned you pervert...........

 

One has one tooth at the front, bottom. A true beauty.

 

We force-fed that kitten for hours just to make it spew. This is how you repay our act of cruelty?

 

I thought my da was old, had my finger on the phone to the old farts home for years now, but he just won't lose his marbles.
He was a war baby, mind i suppose there was scant else to do but shag, i can picture it now actually.
Air sirens start, so everyone rushes to their shelters, while there they think "damn those confounded huns" (of the Germanic origin).
What shall we do, i know lets procreate, no room to do bugger all else in here.

God my mind works overtime, the worst part is i've a perfect movie quality scenario running through mind.

 

You're not right in the head, pal

 

Classic Tina.

 

Quite tame for a Not606 GC thread, it could've been much worse

 

Who the **** fantasizes about their dad sowing his wild oats as the Nazis bomb **** out of him!?

 

What if whole bunches of 'em were all ****ing at the same time?

 

Not my da Erik, It was my granda.

 

Actually, it's just an over active imagination.
I didn't ask to be special.

 

Special's good, as long is it doesn't lead to being chauffeured to school on the germolene bus

 

Oh god no, i know the one you mean, as security personnel in a school i have to wait for them to come in and keep an eye on them, wouldn't want them wandering off now would we?.
May find them across the street, sucking on the neighbours cat or sumtink, now we wouldn't want that, the cat might start a liking the special attention.

 

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We actually have an enclosed are for them to eat their grub, never quite worked out whether it was so the normal kids couldn't see the massacre and puke their own dinner up, or if it was to stop the normal kids poking at them like monkeys at a zoo.
Watching some of them eat can put me off food for days.

 

That's a wee shame.

 

It would be if it were not for my area of residence being Devon, much inbreeding abundant.