Do you like... please log in to view this image please log in to view this image dog's arseholes? I do.
I can't say dog arseholes do anything for me, but I'm often tempted to ram an unsharpened pencil up a cat's arsehole and wind it's tail.
A 30 year old rangers fan (dad of 8) has just been on the telly, praising his young daughter for saving his life after she found a lump on his testicles.