2 a day now but its not the religion it once was. I love getting caught off my missus, the look of "you pervert/what's wrong with you/wrong with me" always make me chuckle. She pulled the shower curtain back last week, I didn't even stop. I just said "do you mind, either get in and help or shut the bathroom door you're letting the cold in" There's nothing worse than shooting dust syndrome. You can bet your house that if you've just had a ****, the missus will be horny. One of my mates is renowned for his ****ing exploits. Once he said he was ****ing himself into a frenzy when about 14 over the Grattan catalogue lingerie section. He looked up and there was his window cleaner just looking disgusted at him. I asked him what he did and he said shut the curtains and finished off.
This will show my proper age After coming home from the pub, put the tv on, just 3 channels too choose from, all had shut down for the night, so i thrapped 1 off to the young bird on the BBC test card.
I thought he was saying Remember the Soham 2, this year is the 10th year anniversary, **** you, you jammy bastard Ian Huntley
I could understand why Caroline Dickinson was raped & murdered, as she was on foreign land, but to kill 2 youngs girls on British soil, especially wearing Man Utd tops is disgraceful, at least dress them up in Arsenal tops.