My mate ****ed a lubed-up waterwing he squeezed between the sofa cushions when we were teenagers. This same **** had to go to the Doctor because he put stawberry yoghurt on his cock when he was getting a blowjob. All the wee seeds got stuck under his foreskin, it got infected and he had to get a circumcision. He used to post on here as "gazzasnotmad"
Allo Allo was on when I was a teenager. I started having a tug to the sexy waitresses but had to finish looking at Madame Edith. please log in to view this image
I saw Allo Allo live at Hull New Theatre a couple of years ago Vicki Michelle and Gorden Kaye were in it, she's still ****-hot Gonshaw is ****ing beautiful though
For Vikki Michelle fans, there's a 1972 film "Virgin Witch" featuring her and her sister. I have a copy on my hard drive...
Looks more like Wednesday Addams these days [NSFW] please log in to view this image [/NSFW] please log in to view this image
Sure I saw an article on Francesca (something about art?) last year and for a 53 yr old she was doing alright. I wouldn't have but I bet 5-8 years earlier she would have been a MILF. Had a couple of outdoor danger ****s in my younger days but not recently. Work toilets got some serious hammer when I was 18. I reckon at one stage I was defo on about 5-7 ****s a day. I think back now and it seems an awful lot, maybe I had a problem.
I'm 35 and I still knock out about 3 a day. Then I get home and I cannae even muster a stauner to sort the missus oot. I should really pack the workwanking in.
@ Erik If it has a pulse you'll pump it. We know that. It's when the pulse stops that we want to know about
I know that no **** believes me about my age, but even I don't knock one out daily, let alone three "This bloody nanny state and it's anti-necrophilia bigotry"
