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A new brand of toilet paper is on the way.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    The Sun on Sunday.

    I just hope they make it so it will be comfortable on even the most sensitive of posteriors.
     
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    Sam Axe, Feb 17, 2012
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Wiping is for wimps. <ok>
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    I suppose you have a bidet?
     
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    Sam Axe, Feb 17, 2012
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Industrial steam cleaner.
     
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  5. Sam Axe

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    Good man. That's how a bloke cleans his arse <ok>
     
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    Bannister <ok>
     
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  7. ReallyReal

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    I was expecting this article to be about a Rangers share issue :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.<laugh>.<laugh>

    The mental image of that made me pish maself laughing.
     
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    I think it's a good thing - the wider variety of Sunday papers available to the UK's readers the better. Well done Mr Murdoch <applause>
     
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    Shut up Mr sofabed <grr>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It wiz a ****in sofa <grr>

    I'll need to sign off shortly. She's hingin around lookin at the wine I've been drinking and growlin at me cos I'm pretending I'm working. <yikes>

    On the plus side I'll be in aboot her tits n' fanny shortly. God bless the fuddy.
     
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