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Joan Burnie

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Null, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  2. Go G YellowScreen

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    You bastard! I clicked on that. Fucking hideous troll of a woman.
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    That she is ... no need to put her pic on the blog!!
     
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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I actually live near her (Corstorphine / Murrayfield) and, honestly, she's even uglier in real life. And she has these wee, yapping mutts she drags around everywhere. It's no wonder her husband ran out on her.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I ****in hate those wee rats on leads ...

    She's is an auld boot but pretty spot on about Rangers ...
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She's clearly a lesbian <intheclosetbutweallknow>
     
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    <laugh>

    I'm surprised she didn't use it as an excuse to go on about how anything men like just encourages rape.

    Burnie wishes somebody would rape her.
     
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    You've never forgiven her for her humiliating response to your letter to 'Just Joan', have you?
     
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  9. Go G YellowScreen

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    She said it doesn't matter how small it is, it's what you do with it that counts. Lying bitch <grr>
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    I thought this was gonna be another "wid ye" thread
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Depends if you're talking about a willy or a rapin' knife?!?!
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How old is she now? She must've been writing for The Record since at least the mid-70s.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    **** knows.

    The last time a cock was brave enough to venture up there, though, it was savaged by her fannyteeth <ok>

    Now, if you look her directly in the eye, your boaby turns to stone.
    FACT
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    She's not deemed worthy of a Wikipedia page. I thought the fannyteeth would have swung it for her.
     
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    I think we should be delighted that this lady has seen through the blue mist, denounces the politicians that believe Rangers survival should be first and foremost.
    Derides Whyte for taking money needed in hospitals and schools and other Primary Care. It is unbelievable that some so called Celtic supporters, think it is better to laugh and sneer at Joan instead, seeing that she is one of the few Scottish Mainstream Journalists to show Whyte and Rangers for what they are, supporting her.
    Don't forget to keep in with your Rangers mates.
     
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  16. Go G YellowScreen

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    I bet YOU would shag her.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    She's an arsehole.

    She's not a "mainstream journalist" - she's best known in Scotland for being an agony aunt.

    Honestly man, calm down.

    Not everything has to be a dividing line.
     
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    <laugh>

    You'd be better getting a slice of bread taking it to the computer, put on a serious face and tell that to calm down; it'd have more effect <ok>
     
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    If there is one person on this planet I hate, its ****ing Joan Burnie.

    "Dear Joan,
    I work 72 hours a week to support my wife and kids, and when I'm off I help the young ones with their schoolwork and hobbies. But last week I came home to find my mrs being ridden like a grand national winner by a big darkie. What should I do?"

    "Dear prick,
    You're a man. You deserve nothing. It's your fault anyway.
    Love,
    Joan".
     
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