Owing to general hilarity at Rangers predicament and ****s in work actually expecting me to do things for the money they pay me , the "wid ye" threads have all but vanished. Today, though, is the unlikely poser - the "nippy sweetie" hersel': please log in to view this image I reckon she's the owner of Scotland's hairiest fanny. You know how you look at someone and know they've got smelly feet (singer from A Hundred Reasons) or a wee cock (Adam Woodyatt, Ally McCoist), I KNOW that unless she gets in aboot her muff with a set of shears, she's got a baird up to the bellybutton. I'd still cowp her Fae behind, right enough, but I'd cowp her. I'm also interested into how that non-existant top lip fairs when noshing down on a helmet supper.
Toby - I never noticed it, I'll have a read of it, now. For those who say "no". Imagine those chubby arsecheeks pushing off your pubic bone. Her wee face turns roon - her tiny mouth turned down at the sides in a mixture of pleasure and pain. Her face stretching with her eyes closed when she's about to climax. Meanwhile, between her chubby wee round cheeks, her strained anus struggles with an intruding throbber Don't look at the muff, but <fullhedgerow>
That's the one. Imagine it all contorted and looking over her shoulder at you. Cheek skin on her face rippling to the rhythm of the harsh pounding she's getting. The tiny lips twisted in a "ooooohhhh, it's sore, but I fuuuuuuuckin love it" expression. The overtly coiffured politician's hairdo bouncing with every aggressive **** stab. I'd gie her a referendum awright
Did I give you a semi? I hope so, Pud, cos then you need to admit that Nicolacheeks gave you hof a chubby rather than the poetic prose that springs off my sexy fingertips
