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Thank Scots for England

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  1. gas

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    The Roman system of controlling of the tribes north of Hadrian’s Wall broke down. Scouting was abandoned and forts like Newstead north of Hadrian’s wall were left deserted. Hadrian’s Wall itself was eventually abandoned and in 411 AD the legions departed to deal with the barbarian crisis at the heart of the empire. The Romano-Britons continued to appeal to Rome for help. Eventually they hired other barbarians, the Angles and Saxons, to assist in their defence against the Picts and other raiders. In one of the great ironies of history the Scottish tribal raids on the Romano-Britons helped to bring the peoples who created England to this island.

    Bet you ****s rue the day your ancestors let this happen <laugh>
     
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    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    There are quite a lot of bitter English ****ers on today.

    [video=youtube;wqgkZDbe4Xk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgkZDbe4Xk[/video]
     
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  4. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    I think you'll find that an even greater Irony was that William the Thirds Battle of the Boyne campaign was funded by the Pope <cheers>
     
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    I think you'll find no one gives two ****s.

    Fancy a deep bumming?
     
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    Yes I do <cheers> Unfortunately though - you are not equipped to go deep enough <smallpenisflankedbygingerpubes>
     
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    Who was William Wallace?
    Wallace was the younger son of a Scottish knight and minor landowner. His name, Wallace or le Waleis, means the Welshman, and he was probably descended from Richard Wallace who had followed the Stewart family to Scotland in the 12th century.

    Scotlands greatest ever leader was a sheep shagger <doh>
     
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    Good to see you boys finally acknowledge your Kraut heritage. Now a word about those toilets with the shelf...
     
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    What do you care? You're French
     
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    I've burst plooks on my arse that were more original than you. <ok>
     
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    Actually, most of the Jocks at that time were descendants of the Hunnic Empire - Wallace was almost a pure Hun - Nearly all present day Jocks have a bit of Attila in them <ok>
     
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    Original enough to keep bagging a ginger tiddler <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Even Robert the Bruce came from Flanders :)
     
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    was he ****, in braveheart he gets the army blessed by priests before they fight the english so he was clearly a pape
     
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    As a proud Scottish Black-man, I have no Krautish ancestors, my mother was from Nigeria and my father from St Kitts in the Caribbean.
     
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    You keep believing that. That you have to claim to have "bagged" someone shows that you're a ****ing misnomer. I'm only humouring you to pass the time.

    If you were worth my full attention then this would have been done with long ago.

    You = Full-on ******.
     
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    <laugh>'

    Keep wearing your (plantagenet) French Lions on your football strips, weirdos.
     
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    Lots of nibbling there <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> @ small penis flanked by ginger pupes
     
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    If you consider getting called a "full-on ******" as me to be nibbling then it shows how low your expectations are.

    Once again: Must Try Harder.
     
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