What do they look like?! I've often wondered this! She seems very nice Godders, a better looking Joanna Lumley you say? Suggestions people? Try and use pictures where possible! Just a bit of fun, let's not cross the line...
In my drunk wisdom last night I thought abot a not606 meet up of sorts...but would Godders dare bring the 'Very Lovely' Mrs along?
Probably the case. I've already said that I consider Joey B to be eeyore. Miserable, depressive and struggles to be happy for longer than 5 seconds at a time. Always finds the bad in everything. Anyway back to Godders and the very lovely Mrs Godders...
I am deeply flattered by your interest in what an ugly old bugger and a very beautiful woman look like and all the help I can give you is if you thought you had just seen Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses hobbling along with his walking stick then that was probably me. As for the very lovely Mrs Godders (the one love of my life that has been sardined with women) she is a vision of loveliness in all menâs eyes so you would definitely know when you have seen her for she would fill your dreams every night. Having said all of that I have to say I have been a little let down by her loveliness because on Valentineâs Day I told her that I have always been and always would be totally faithful to her and her alone. I asked did she feel the same way about me and to my dismay she admitted to having been unfaithful to me three times. Despite the deep hurt I managed to ask her when and with whom. The first time, she admitted, was when we needed a mortgage and we were finding it difficult to raise the amount we needed. Then suddenly the Bank Manager agreed to everything we asked. Well she said that was because she had been round to see him the night before and when she left his house he had a big grin on his face. I was horrified but I have to say very pleased to get the mortgage. The second time she said was when we were struggling to pay the mortgage and the only way we could solve our financial problems was if I was promoted at work. Miraculously I did get promoted which was a surprise to me at the time then she deflated my ego even further by telling me she had also made a point of visiting my boss at his home and when she left he too had a big smile on his face. By this time my sense of self worth had reached a low ebb but then she hit me with the third occasion. Do you remeber when you stood as a local councillor and you needed to break the Tory candidates majority of 347 from the last local election and you not only did it but ended up with double that majority yourself well... I have to stop at that point chaps as it is far too painful and embarrassing to continue with this story.
What do you mean? I really do look like Uncle Albert. I have had cheeky kids shout his name at me in the street.
My goodness, if the very lovely Mrs Godders looks remotely like Vera Duckworth you can save yourself typing very lovely from next time onward, StGoW.
Mrs Godders should be like "'er indoors" from Minder. It's far better if you never actually see the character in question.
