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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I wouldn't allow you within laser distance of them. You're a fu.king psychopath
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Thats a tad harsh.. I met tunny's Mrs and she survived to tell the tale... though she may still be mentally scarred..
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    she left me the following day....


    .... no note, no farewell, not a bye or leave!



    :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    <laugh>
    I could always dig up her remains for you..
     
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  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    but what about the scratchings?
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    nah don't go in for "soiled" goods.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did she really leave you and did sweats really kill and bury her? And is this website admissable evidence in a court of law?
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    yes,yes,yes, and errr ......................... yes!





    but I don't hold it against him




























    much!
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You may not, but it means I can get a united supporter banged up. Poetic justice <ok> <laugh>
     
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  10. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    What's everyone up to tonight since there's no football on?
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Battlefield 3 probably. Bought a new Xbox yesterday after finding out it wasn't my account that was banned from Xbox Live...but my Xbox itself.
     
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  12. BCR

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    Dico Koppers great name.
     
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  13. Swarbs

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    True, but then Nasri didn't get a firm offer until he'd thrown his strop. Vidic in particularly wouldn't need a firm offer - his agent would be able to advise him he could easily double or treble his £90k a week just by firmly agitating for a move. Which is pretty much what Nasri did - he had no idea what club would come in until he made it clear he wasn't signing a new contract.

    Probably true, but then no really top player would sacrifice being at a top club for a big salary imo. A top player might move roughly sideways for more money, like Nasri to City or Torres to Chelsea, but I doubt Utd would lose many top players to anyone other than City, Real and Barca.

    From what I heard, Levy told him he wouldn't sell him, but if he put in 100% effort and Spurs weren't in the CL places by Jan then he'd be allowed to leave. But then that's all speculation.

    This is true. I also think Arsenal have developed a selling club mentality - Wenger seems happy with bringing in a young kid for peanuts and selling him for seven or eight figures in a few years. Seems he'd rather do that than bring in the big players like Bergkamp, Gilberto or Campbell that made the different back in the early years. Eventually that just gives all the other players the message that they are only at Arsenal as a stepping stone to bigger things, not to actually end their career. It says something when the club's top scorer of all time doesn't even get encouraged to stay at the club till he retires.

    Well my mate has a picture of his girlfriend right next to the LHC. And she's a Yank!

    Sorry mate, I'm actually meeting up with the mate who's studying at Cambridge / CERN this weekend. Have to be some other time.
     
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  14. alexb

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    What's your gamer tag bud? Play mw3 at all?
     
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  15. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    Guess no one here plays bf3 on pc? Lamo console fanboys <whistle>
     
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  16. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Man U, channel 5, 0-0, lol. <laugh>
     
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  17. BCR

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    PC? Soooooo 1990's <laugh>

    **** I still have a 64 for the odd Mario kart!
     
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  18. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Good work baz. As always, your condescension is our lucky charm <ok>
     
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  19. Manciniiiiiii

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    <laugh> Man U, Channel 5, lol.
     
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  20. Ra

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    Liverpool, ESPN Sports Classics, lol @ Liverpool, a museum club.
     
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