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Is it Time Arsenal And Spurs merged?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Maybe with their combined team and spending power they could be a European force..........(again?) We've seen tonight that "the Arse" really are worthy of that nickname.

    With Harry looking likely to join the England set up, merge the two clubs and let Wenger be the boss. Everyone wins, everybody's happy.

    Sell White Hart lane to West Ham and spend the cash on decent players to make up for the lack of quality in the Arsenal squad (Van Persie apart) and move lock stock and barrel to The newly named "Jewish Emirates Stadium".

    Thoughts?

    ps London United?

    Here's the strip I designed.

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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    But the SPL is a pub league sweaty... the Premier League is the best league in the world, jock!

    Scotchland is a two team league - soon to be 1!

    What u jocks ever done for football!


    Fackin sweaties, goawd lav a dack!
     
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  3. jonathan acworth

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    that be hillarious if happened
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Al fair points Sir, maybe I have'nt thought this through.
     
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  5. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    they could be called Jews United?
     
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  6. jonathan acworth

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    arsenal should really be playing in woolwich by the way they fecked of around 1911
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Are Arsenal Jewish? Didnae know that.
     
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  8. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    aye, both a them are jewed up to the hilt
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just realised that picture has empty strips, a few of them the night richt enough, crivvens help ma boab.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well they don't have a problem with Arab sponsors, Arsenal don't anyway, maybe Spurs would have a problem? Ach well, it's all one when they merge, Spurs would'nt exist.
     
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  11. brb b0t

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    jews dont discriminate against money
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Good insight Dev.

    Call them TotsArse FC.
     
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  13. brb b0t

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    Arsetotties
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's a sensible option. None of them have a chance of winning the EPL so I personally belive that this could just work, I know it's a madcap crazy idea but it just makes so much sense.
     
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  15. Trypsin-1

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    Ya can't call them London FC, when they're not even the best team in London...

    That belongs to the real Rangers <ok>
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's been a poor year in the Champions League for English teams but that's after how many years of having teams in the final and semis? Bit soon to be writing us off.
     
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  17. Samurai

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    Szczesny

    Sagna Vermaelen King Santos

    Parker Modric

    Chamberlain VDV Bale

    Van Persie



    Seems good!
     
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  18. shaxi

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    only seems good !


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  19. Cyclonic

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    Their club motto could be "Spurred Up The Arse."
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    They could be named after the lack of trophies of late.....SpArse.
     
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