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What superpower would you like to have?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Feb 15, 2012.

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  1. Tina_old

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    Get it right round you <laugh>
     
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  2. GroveRanger

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    I would be Tourettes Man - Y.O.U. C.U.N.T.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. biggerbossman

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    I would have the power of humility ....
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I would have the power to control my bladder and bowels. Without the hindrance of nappies, who knows what I could achieve?
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    X-ray specs. I'd be as happy as a pig in ****e then.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm happy as I am...no I'm not, invisibility so I can rape women.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice place Cambridgeshire mate, my missus has relatives in St Neots, you anywhere near it?
     
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  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I would be

    Fly On Your Face Man

    You can probably see me every drought season in Africa <ok>

    I'm normally the one that flits between the top lip & the nasal passage.
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    No I'm in the north of Cambs in the fens, it's flat and the locals are pretty weird but I quite like it here.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice one mate. Last time I was there my wife's uncle took us on a tourist trek. We visited the American War Cemetery at Madingley - all those young kids in their late teens/early twenties killed in the last throes of WWII.

    If I could have one superpower, it would be to stop war, what is it good for?
     
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  11. Toby

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    The Geordie mopeyness is strong with this one <ok>
     
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  12. pompey_dan

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    be able to read peoples mind would be amazing!!
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

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  14. stopmeandslapme

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    There's some nice places to visit - St Ives, Angelesey Abbey and Cambridge is chock full of places to see. Been a while since I had a punt.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Drove past the university buildings in Cambridge, amazing sight. We also passed the Old Vicarage at Granchester and shouted obcenities at Jeffrey's Archer missus who was in the garden :cheesy:
     
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    God you're no fun are you - if I could have one superpower it would be to actually engineer wars between countries that I think would be good to watch. I'd create a kind of military world cup - to be held in Luxembourg as it's a boring ****e hole.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

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    What's funny about getting your ****ing balls blown off <doh>
     
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    It's all to do with whose fighting each other - Belgium going to war with Sweden for example - like any **** would give a ****.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Actually, now you put it that way :laugh:
     
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    Good man - was beginning to worry <laugh>
     
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