Forehead stitches - hit round the head with a cricket bat whilst wicket keeping at age 10 Broken nose - rugby injury Scrotum - don't ask
Age : 50 Height : 6ft Hair colour : black /going a bit grey Eye colour : green/blue Left/Right footed : Right Position : LB/RB Waist size: 32 Shoe size: 10 Hair type: Short,then it grows. Facial hair: unshaven Computer skills:Very limited Sense of Humour: When I've had a few. Earrings: 5 On the pitch I kick anything that moves. Nose broken 5 times. 20ish stiches in face from numerous things. Cracked cheek and eye socket.
Don't know how you recognise him - he lives in London, used to live in Rugby - plays rugby. It's a photo effect that you can download, there's loads of them like that, see below:
Doctor said "there will be a small incision and maybe 4 or 5 stitches" - I ended up with a dozen stitches but had to go back to have them redone as they, accidentally, stitched my left nut to the scrotum - hence the additional 16. Hey ho, all good fun and a great conversation stopper at dinner parties.
we didnt need that pic Ens..we do believe you lol....your a bit of a Joe jordan then...good stuff...might be able to throw you in goals for the team!
Age : 56 Height : 5'8" Hair colour : Brown Eye colour : Brown Left/Right footed : Right Position : Cultured midfield playmaker (Modric without the skill, pace or good looks) Waist size: 34 Shoe size: 9 Hair type: Receding Facial hair: Beard
Age: over 50! Height: 5ft 11" Weight: 13st Waist: 34" Hair: grey Eyes: green Facial hair: tache, sometimes Position: er...no.10 fly half or 12 inside centre Injuries: too many to list here, but nose broken twice ribs 3 times, broken and dislocated just about everything else.
If anyone else wants to post pictures of any disturbing injuries or surgeries that they might have had, feel free to hide them behind a NSFW pop-up. It's in the Go Advanced menu.
Ok as you all seem to want to come clean. Age : Same as Harry Height : 5'10" Hair colour : Grey Eye colour : Blue Left/Right footed : Left Position : Left Winger (fast this is history of course) Waist size: 34 Shoe size: 10 Hair type: Grows from follicles, but not as well as it used to. Facial hair: Beard similar to Ensil's but kept tight trimmed.
Age : I've taken fifty trips round the sun Height : 6 ft 4 or 5 Hair colour : Greyer and greyer. Hair history: Used to be a Jewish 'Fro version of A-E's hair. Another reason I identify with him, along with candor and unmatched socks. Eye colour : Blue grey Left/Right footed : Right Position : Anywhere in the infield. Completed an errorless season at intramural shortstop, an almost impossible achievement, five years ago, though my range kinda sucked. I'm a pretty good quarterback. I've won tennis tournaments...Oh, you mean football. I'd stick me in goal and hope for the best. I'm big and I can catch. Waist size: 32 (one of those annoying workout fanatics) Shoe size: 13 Facial hair: Not much. I think I have either *****l blood on my father's side (Russian/Romanian Jewish) or American Indian on my mother's (parts of her family were in America for 300 years). I don't like censorship, so I'm fine with the comments on this thread. Anything racist will make me feel very sorry for the family of the person who says it. Sexism is perfectly okay, on the other hand. If you can't make sexist remarks in a football forum, what can you do? The one thing I'd prefer--note, prefer--is not to see pictures of naked men. Don't know why, just an odd quirk of mine.
intramural shortstop, ? I am sure you will explain for those of us who have no idea what this is. Your pedigree is impressive.
The baseball/softball fielder who gets the most action is the shortstop, who plays where a right handed hitter will most tend to pull the ball--about the equivalent of a cricket Mid On, except there no other fielders between him and the batter. (I work at a university that lets faculty and staff play intramurals with students--Carnegie Mellon, which strangely enough made an appearance on these boards already, on a T-shirt under a picture of a man in a paper bag--Did Ensil have that up? I can't remember.) Also--thanks. I'm proud of being a complete mutt.
