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What superpower would you like to have?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I have just finished watching Heroes for the first time (excellent first season but got silly and weird after that) and it got me thinking about superpowers. Which of the superpowers would you like to have?

    I am expecting a lot of people to say the ability to absorb powers from other people so I am banning that one.

    I think I would choose the ability to freeze time and travel through time. There are many time periods where I would love to see what they were really like.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I already have a superpower: chronic halitosis.

    I can fell a charging rhino at 40 paces.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Does having Europe's Largest Penis™ count as a superpower?
     
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  4. MrWright!

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    I'd have the ability to stop people noticing me

    That way i'd be able do whatever the **** i want,

    power on, pop into a bank, steal a few mil, pop out, power off, i'm rich.



    power on, into some birds house, bang her in the shower, pop out, power off, i just shagged victoria beckham.
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    No because that is just a dream you have <nahnah>
     
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  6. MrWright!

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  7. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Shape shifter, would spend a lot of time in the company of teen lesbo's disguised as a double ended dildo. <ok>
     
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  8. brb b0t

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    invisibilty - for same reasons as Mr Wright but Victoria Beckham would be safe
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Out of any bird in the world you would pick that scrawny slapper?
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Russia. Those guys are crazy as ****!
     
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  11. MrWright!

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    was the only name i could think of no idea why, i'm not up to date on my famous slag names
     
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  12. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    To be honest, i think i've already had the invisibility power, just ask the ex-missus. <grr>
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    aids probably
     
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  14. ReallyReal

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    I've always wanted to be a mind reader, just for fun, nothing dodgy :bandit:
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I am the superpower and can delete you all at a click of my moooose.

    You will se the infidels come on now with their abuse because they hate my super powers, look and learn
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Syd, there's far too much rangers ****e on the GC. Can't it be shifted to their board?

    If I'm bored of it, imagine what the English buoys must be feeling <whistle>
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    then why are you all doing cross board threads with Rangers and GC?


    for example

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    On Rangers business. poted by one Tina
     
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  18. Schneiderlin's Foxy Face

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    Would you have the power to see through clothes if you couldn't turn it off?
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    Coz you looked a little bored <whistle>
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <whistle>

    Fucking Scottish ****e <grr>
     
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