422 signatures now. Only 99, 587 to go before the PM has to look at it . http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/
It'll depend on what bullshit you come up with and how convincing you are. I'm a sucker for a sob story. And a blower. And a swallower.
Did I tell you about the terrible industrial accident I had when I was 21 and struggled back to full health and had to go back to full time education to retrain and made a success of myself? It's a heartbreaking roller coaster of highs and lows.