As this thread is getting well out of hand,I will bring you all back to reality. I have peed on my wife.....twice.BEAT THAT!....and she still likes me!!!! Wait for it! Wait for it!
The whole site can potentially cause offence perryman as can the whole of the internet. Individuals need to take responsibility for themselves and their loved ones, rather than expect others to do it for them. If I were a fox or a rabbit or a fly I would take offence at the entire human race and I would, like them, just have to try to keep out of their way.
Age : 31 Height : 6'3" Hair colour : Dirty blonde Eye colour : Blue Left/Right footed : Right Position : Battering ram striker/midfield hatchet man Waist size: 36 Shoe size: 13 Hair type: Long Facial hair: Goatee
Age : 22 Height : 5'8" Hair colour : Black Eye colour : Brown Left/Right footed : Right Position : Little striker Waist size: *shrugs* Shoe size: 8 Hair type: short Facial hair: clean shaven to scruffy I'm more Jermaine Defoe than Didier Drogba.
Age : 23 Height : 5'10" Hair colour : Brown Eye colour : Brown Left/Right footed : Left Position : Wing-back Waist size: 32" Shoe size: 10 Hair type: Longish, scruffy, side parted Facial hair: clean shaven usually
Spurf- I'm ok with it,but some weren't. Ok here's me Age : 35-50 (not telling exactly) Height : 5'10" Hair colour : Used to be black Eye colour : Brown Left/Right footed : Right footed- but not bad with left Position : Anywhere in the backline Waist size: 34" Shoe size: 8 Hair type: Short Facial hair: clean shaven most of the time- except on weekends I'm a talker on the field even if not skipper.
Occupation ... Car Bodyshop owner. Age ... 4- Height ...6'1" Hair ... yes Waist ... 32 Eyes ... just 2, blue, but crossed! please log in to view this image Footed ... right Boot size ... 9 Position ... doggy Facial Hair ... (strange category!) no wierdo beardo for me. Pacy winger/forward, a bit injury prone though .
Age : 47 Height : 5'8" Hair : Wavy (as is in wavying bye-bye) Eye colour : Blue Left/Right footed : Right footed- but can barely stand with left Position : Right wing (all pace no skill) Waist size: 36" ish Shoe size: 9 Hair type: Short and getting shorter Facial hair: clean shaven most of the time- but grown a beard since Xmas - won't survive the end of winter. To wade into the debate of what is appropriate, Spurf's comment about getting MUCH worse on General Chat (and on all the boards) means that individuals must take their own responsibility on what children view. We can't behave like choir boys just because people might let their kids view. HIAG - how you doing.
Age : 22 Height : 5ft 10 Hair colour : Dark brown Eye colour : Bluey Green Left/Right footed : Left Position : Played left mid for Sunday league team but can play all across midfield. Waist size: Very big Shoe size: 10/ 11 Hair type: French crop (short back and sides I think it's also called?). Facial hair: Change all the time, currently got a small beard. Do like the goatee at times though. Distinctive features: THFC tattoo on left forearm, half sleeve tattoo from shoulder to elbow on left arm. Left ear pierce. (Thought I'd add in the distinctive features bit )
We set up a party for you SoS. please log in to view this image Age : 23 Height : 5ft 8 Hair colour : Brown Eye colour : Brown Left/Right footed : Right Position : Full back usually, prefer being a tough tackling centre mid though. Waist size: I wear 32s but they're usually hanging off my arse. Shoe size: 9 Hair type: French crop Facial hair: Nah, only if I was lazy in the morning Distinctive features: I'm always told I look young.
At least we have potential managerial material in Perryman..hes hitting 50! lets see when or if the likes of KK and grandspur fill this in lol
Age : 56 Height : 6ft 2 Hair colour : Was black - now greying Eye colour : Blue Left/Right footed : Right Position : Keeper or centre half Waist size: 33 Shoe size: 10 Weight : 190 lbs Hair type: See attached image Facial hair: Goatee Distinctive features: 10 stitch scar on forehead, bent (broken) nose, 28 stitch scar in scrotum Added the weight bit because I like to point out that I'm not fat
Well done KK..you sound like a bit of a rough **** and a pic to boot? KK has upped the ante a bit! p.s your age suggests youll make a good coach for the 606 Spurs team lol
