Hooper Says It Like It Is

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Oooh you conspiring wee minx you.

 

like the chasm between your legs.

 

Shut it, sphinkter police man.

 

what you on about big tits?

 

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you're a ****in psycho slapper bitch.

 

Aw c'mon. It was a wee bit funny.

 

yeah it was honey.

fancy a shag?

 

Must

Try

Harder.

I'm not Jen you know.
























































Only joking Jen

 

oooooooooooooft, the claws are out

 

It was tongue in cheek, ya wee **** stirring *****

 

Jen, she's slagging **** oot you

Get her kicked in the fud

 

nah, no thanks. want to enjoy myself from now on. need space to myself.

 

"Boot hur in the fanny" is more likely to roll off your tongue, ya wee ned

 

Ahhhhhhh. Ok then.

 

You love my neddish tones

Told you before you're like they 2 wee ****s that were on chewin the fat, "Oh we're only here for the banter"

 

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Aye that'll be you on the right, I imagine you to have one of those old granny haircuts

 

Feckin hell, this place is slowly becoming a camp site.