four legs and more money than Ranger's football club and is no longer being chased by the taxman? Harry Redknap's dog!
At least you didn't call me barking mad. Are our little skunk friends about? As soon as I posted it got one starred. hahaha
Well it certainly must give Rangers fans paws for thought, because life must be a bitch for them at the moment...
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there." Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!" Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too." So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!" The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg. The breeder says,[NSFW] "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more f ***ing ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"[/NSFW]
Owen Wilson in Armageddon. " I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band." Me too.
The seed planting machine was just a story Ian Anderson invented to deflect away from the fact they sacked Jethro from the band. When Anderson is playing the flute with his leg in the air, isn't some weird dance. It's to protect his bollocks from darts thrown by Jethro hiding amongst the fans.
Still a great album!! please log in to view this image Still a great seed drill please log in to view this image
MR - your mate from the other side the other day - do you reckon his favourite Tull album would be "Thick as a Brick"?
