Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!

Wait till you go out in newcastle, If you come home without having shagged then your true to your word, Birds there are pure filth, amazing city

 

The four weeks was how long it took for me to get caught. Probably not the best thing to boast about.

 

Just because he doesn't share your view Joey, doesn't make him some weirdo. We're all different and just because he's treats women with more respect than you doesn't make him the odd one out. Men/ boys today are a 50:50 split of the 2 camps, but the odd ones out here are the ones who are trying to act like Berty Big Bollox and making a real point to people they don't even know properly, on a public forum by declaring their lack of respect for women!

 

But you're trying just as hard to make a point to people you don't know?

 

I think Joey B might be Charlie Sheen.

 

So bk in to the task in hand.... What do I do with the West Ham supporting girl i'm kinda seeing. She gets in as big a mood I mood if her team loses . Going to be a fun night aha.

 

Winning

 

Tell her it's okay, they'll probably go up anyway. Then **** her brains out.

 

Yes, but I'm not wiggly waggling, trying to show other members what a big man I am by showing off and putting others down; that's the difference

 

Or you could go for the more risky strategy with a greater payoff - wind her up and attempt to negotiate angry sex.

 

*willy waggling! Ha

 

Me and her are both up at the game(shes obv in home end). She kept saying I'd have to meet her old man when we travelled up. (He lives ten mins from boelyn park).
I was like **** that only known you two weeks

I bet if we win she will say I can only shag her if she can wear her west ham top or some **** like that

 

Probs end up with a slap if I did that joe, she's a fiesty one.

 

This, I cannot reccomend this enough. If you can't get your dick wet in Tup Tup, you need shooting. Never have I had an easier score.

 

You live in Bristol, you are single, and you dont get any clunge. Shut up.

 

I am not trying to be the 'big man'.

 

This has got way out of hand lads. Both opinions are valid, though i entirely disagree with SaintsFan4Life.

 

Sorry, I'd disagree. Coming on here boasting about smashing thick as **** women is trying to be the big man. Why else would you need to tell us about your view-point that would be clearly controversial. Most of us have been there Joey but we don't feel the need to boast about it on a public forum, that's all.

 

Either he's lying about it, in which case he's a dick, or he's telling the truth, in which case he's a dick.

 

Thanks Joe