We Don't Want Rangers in England

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I like you.

 

Hang on a minute, aren't you a Hull fan?

If you think that Hull is anywhere near as nice as Birmingham you are clearly mental.

 

You're the only one on here that does. I'm a Geordie mope after all

 

I once conked out on the Humber Bridge on the way to Grimsby. **** of a bridge.

 

done

 

Sounds fair to me lads - we'll give you Rangers, we'll take Liverpool

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If you lot can shake on this, I'm going for deal-cutter of the century.

 

Even better if you lot keep the Huns and take the Scousers from us. Celtic and Liverpool fans will then be able to stand in Parkhead all weekend long with their combined green and red scarves while singing "You'll Never Walk Alone".

 

Hang on a minute, I'm from Hull now?

 

Looks like you are from West Riding not East

 

Ah, I'm afraid not. I'm an immigrant to the West Riding

 

I have no idea.

You're a Hull fan aren't you?

I'm assuming you're from somewhere northern, which means that you can't criticise Birmingham.

 

You a proper Viking then?

 

You take Liverpool off of our hands and we'll even take Stenhousemuir, or one of the other peculiar named teams you have in the lower divisions.
Can't say fairer than that.

 

Surely anyone from Brum who knows anything about football would support the Villa?

 

Nah, villa don't win anything.

 

I'm a Hull fan and a Yorkshireman. Birmingham is an ugly city that smells. When foreigners laugh at Britain, they're thinking of overpopulated cities like Birmingham and London, where immigrants rule supreme and streets are paved with ****e.

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No,no,no,no.

You said Rangers earlier.

Come on, now - No Huns, No Deal.

 

I'd like to see keith in the premier league.

 

I couldn't handle hearing Jeff Stelling make his 'joke' every week about how well this one chap Keith is doing all on his own

I'd end up doing a Speedy