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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Feb 14, 2012.

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  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are twisted
    Bend over love
    your about to get fisted





    Roses are red
    Violets are smelly
    I'm taking my cock out
    to come on your belly



    Roses are red
    Violets are silly
    Grease up your flaps
    'Cause here comes my willy




    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a gun
    Get in the van
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Feb 14, 2012
  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    <rose><rose><rose>

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue.
    Tina's got syphilis
    and now so do you.

    <rose><rose><rose>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Feb 14, 2012
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Roses are red
    Violets are silly
    Pm ER
    And he'll show you his willy!
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 14, 2012
  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Roses are red
    Violets are funny
    I got cock warts
    No need for a jonny.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Feb 14, 2012
  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I've got alzheimers,
    Cheese on toast.
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Feb 14, 2012
  6. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,
    violets are silly,
    lube up your flaps
    here comes my willy
     
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    The-Don, Feb 14, 2012
  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I like old grannies
    How about you?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 14, 2012
  8. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Roses are red
    Daffodils are wrong
    Don't shag tina
    She's got a huge dong

    Roses are red
    They also come in white,
    Check out Tinas toes,
    They're completely covered in ****e
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Feb 14, 2012
  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Feb 14, 2012
  10. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    How about a haiku?

    See this linen cloth
    Does it smell like chloroform?
    Five, four, three, two, one... :D
     
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    jerseymackem, Feb 14, 2012

  11. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Roses are red
    Cot death victims are blue
    The op ****s them
    How about you?
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Feb 14, 2012
  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Roses are steel
    Violets are cheese
    I'm ****e at poetry
    ****s
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Feb 14, 2012
  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Rangers are about to get ****ed
    And so are you!
     
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    Null, Feb 14, 2012
  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Roses are red
    Grass is green
    open your legs
    So I can fill it with cream
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 14, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol, Feb 14, 2012
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol, Feb 14, 2012
  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Roses are Reddish
    Violets are Blue-ish
    I've got no foreskin
    Because I am Jewish

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I f*cked your sister
     
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    GroveRanger, Feb 14, 2012
  18. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    A chap ate my foreskin
    They call me The Jew


    Roses are red
    Violet's just purple
    ****, I ****ed up there.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Open wide Maddie
    I'm about to choke you
     
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    Erik, Feb 14, 2012
  19. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue
    You're all ****s
    so i got a profile too
     
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    If in doubt, Feb 14, 2012
  20. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Whitney Houstons dead,
    And I will always love you.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Feb 14, 2012
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